Friday, July 8, 2011

The Esotericism of Carson

Born February 31, 1896 on Saturn’s moon Enceladus, Kevin A. Carson was raised by advanced life forms from an alternate dimension, who tore a hole in the space/time continuum using dark sorcery to instruct him in the arcane craft of alchemy. After slumbering for thousands of years in the dark, cavernous mines of R’lyeh, home to Cthulhu (who Carson handily vanquished), Carson took on various human forms, planting clues to unlocking the ancient secrets in texts such as the Voynich manuscript and the Code of Urukagina. Although sightings and visions of Carson have been reported throughout history, the Nechung Oracle of Tibet has persistently stated that, roughly translated, “[i]t is impossible to see, or in any other way experience, the aura of Carson through the prism of the corporeal, for he is an embodiment of truth without any embodiment at all.”