Friday, July 8, 2011

Expansion Pack 1

When you leave your house to get milk, Kevin Carson sleeps in your bed.

The military industrial complex is, after Kevin Carson is done with it, the military industrial simple.

Where Kevin Carson is going, he doesn't need...roads.

Kevin Carson will rip you a new one within the shell of the old.

Kevin Carson is already writing another book and you haven't even had your first cup of coffee today.

Kevin Carson doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, he prefers Homebrew Industrial Revolution.

Tonight you will be visited by three spirits. They're all Kevin Carson so just humor him, will ya?

Kevin Carson has his own form of martial art known only as Iron Fist, Invisible Hand. No one knows anything about the style because no one who has experienced it has lived.

If Marx were alive today, he would suffer from Kevin Carson fetishism.

If Böhm-Bawerk were alive today, he would adjust his time preference just because Kevin Carson asked him to.

If Mises were alive today, Kevin Carson would relieve all of his felt uneasiness.

If Rothbard were alive today...OK, so Kevin Carson would never let that happen.


  1. If he were to start a think tank, it would be classified as a WoMD by the UN.

    His opponents refuse to accept the labor theory of value because they couldn't afford to read any of his works if they did.

  2. Kevin Carson is so meta that even sites about how meta he is cannot exist without his contribution. If he responds to this comment, the universe will collapse upon itself in an existential crisis of self-experience.